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Posted on 22nd Apr at 8:56 PM, with 102,841 notes

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

Posted on 22nd Apr at 7:55 PM, with 42,198 notes

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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Posted on 22nd Apr at 7:45 PM

All I really wanna do is play pathfinder with someone is that so hard?

Posted on 22nd Apr at 7:28 PM, with 55,326 notes

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

Posted on 21st Apr at 7:05 PM, with 221,361 notes
bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

Posted on 21st Apr at 6:31 PM, with 73,305 notes

withmelancholy:

mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

titris

Posted on 21st Apr at 4:21 PM, with 241,319 notes

tatersinthebuilding:

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This was one of the greatest moments in television history.

Posted on 21st Apr at 4:19 PM, with 1,150,326 notes
gambler-x:

disneydear:

I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like I’d be dishonoring him, and he’s just done so much for me that it’s just not right.

Mr. Disney

gambler-x:

disneydear:

I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like I’d be dishonoring him, and he’s just done so much for me that it’s just not right.

Mr. Disney

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