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Posted on 18th Sep at 10:14 PM, with 93,355 notes

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

Posted on 18th Sep at 10:07 PM, with 324,242 notes

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

Posted on 18th Sep at 8:49 PM, with 433 notes
kismessis:

look what i caught!
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kismessis:

look what i caught!

Posted on 18th Sep at 8:01 PM, with 468,570 notes
"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via bl-ossomed)

No seriously. At Western your tuition will be completely payed if you get hit by a bus.

(via iidelirium)
Posted on 18th Sep at 7:51 PM, with 1,278 notes

Now, this is important. Once the battery is removed, everything is gonna slam into emergency mode. Once we have it, we gotta move quickly, so you definitely need to get that last.

Posted on 18th Sep at 4:47 PM, with 284,230 notes

mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

Posted on 18th Sep at 1:20 PM, with 114,392 notes

ironriots:

awfulbanter:

forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has 

but it has 

oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea

Posted on 18th Sep at 8:11 AM, with 3,460 notes

You have a feeling it’s going to be a long day.

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