World's Best Bread
Ask me anything

Hi I'm Ryan and I think stupid things

Posted on 26th Aug at 2:59 PM, with 87,896 notes


harry potter and the parks and rec department

Posted on 26th Aug at 10:40 AM, with 11,891 notes


"im not really into homestuck anymore"

mhm. but where yo ass gonna be after the gigaupd8? we all know u gonna be on mspa reading that shit too

Posted on 26th Aug at 10:17 AM, with 271,080 notes


*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

Posted on 25th Aug at 11:34 PM, with 276,251 notes



i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

Posted on 25th Aug at 9:51 PM, with 110,862 notes


that text post is pretty relatable. a bit too relatable in fact. the blood tests came back in. we’re brothers

Posted on 25th Aug at 9:27 PM, with 110 notes


If your fingers aren’t pruney when you’re finished, you can bet your ass she isn’t either

Posted on 25th Aug at 8:17 PM, with 11 notes
"Welcome to D&D, where dragons fuck up EVERYTHING."
The party has just seen their first Young Adult dragon. (via carpedm)
00:00 AM