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bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

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fadedhues:

qchord:

so before i saw les mis i thought javert was pronounced “haverrr”

and enjolras was “en-yol-rrrras”

i guess i was thinking of the mexican version

you know, where juan valjuan steals a quesadilla

#LOS MISERABLOS!

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ianmckellening:

i like that part in iron man 3 where the whole movie

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2stupidnerds:

daewrythe:

depthz:

How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.

I smell a fucking challenge

Lets do it Jesse

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tastefullyoffensive:

[bigredratchet]

ruinedchildhood:

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.

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castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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funfreacksnc:

yahoo paid $1.1 billion dollars for this

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the-listening:

i cuss so much that sometimes i forget it’s actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it

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